Cosmetic Monster LOVELY ❤ HEALTHY ❤ HAPPY | April 2014


APRIL 2014

FRESH BEAUTY MARKET WRINKLE BUTTER In the culinary world, many exotic and often strange ingredients are considered delicacies. The beauty industry has followed suit with a menu of unusual ingredients ranging from unusual to flat out creepy. How far would you go for flawless skin?

Human placenta and vampire facials are one thing – but earthworm poop? Apparently vermicast, the same stuff that makes plants grow larger and last longer by energizing their stem cells – can have similar effects on human skin. Fresh Beauty Market Wrinkle Butter ($29.95, combines vermicast extract with shea butter, caffeine and green tea.  Don’t worry – the poop is sterilized.

Other (ahem) interesting ingredients: King Cobra venom [Venin Royale Concentrated Neuropeptide Renewal Serum $160}, Nightingale droppings [Usuisunokona $29.88] and Snail mucus [Tony Moly Intense Care Snail Ampoule $69.99}.

I’ll be taking a look at some of these (err…) interesting products in the coming weeks. I’ll let you know if they’re full of…you know.




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BARE MINERALS Bareskin Pure Brightening Serum Foundation Review | Cosmetic Monster
M. STEVES Ultra Nourishing Boost Review
Amazing Grass Amazing Meal vs. Purium L.O.V.E. Super Meal
Purium 10-Day Transformation Cleanse Review Part Three: The BEFORE & AFTER + Final Thoughts
Purium 10-Day Transformation Cleanse Review Part Two: 10-Day Diary
Purium 10-Day Transformation Cleanse Review Part One: The System
Tatcha INDIGO Soothing Renewal Treatment & Collection Review
GIVENCHY Rouge Interdit Magic Lipstick 62 Noir Révélateur Review & Swatches
EVOLOGIE Stay Clear Cleanser Review
ROOTS ROSE RADISH Honey Pecan Rose Face Cleanser Review
BETTY and KO 1.1 The Betty Polish Review



SEPHORA+PANTONE UNIVERSE Venus Lure Lip Balm ($16 | $$)| ★★★★★★★★☆ (8/10)

A hydrating, sheer lip balm in a tint inspired by the Sephora+Pantone Color of the Year—Radiant Orchid.


SEPHORA + PANTONE UNIVERSE Venus Lure Lip Balm - On LipsSo pretty! SEPHORA+PANTONE UNIVERSE Venus Lure Lip Balm celebrates Radiant Orchid in a way even the faintest of hearts can appreciate. The ultra sheer bright pink has a touch of purple and can be worn as a veil of color or layered for more intensity. The glossy finish stays on for about 4 hours and has a slightly minty scent and feel.

I normally tend toward muted nudes, but loved how this perked up my look without being shocking or dated.



Love & Toast Sugar Grapefruit EDPFormula X for Sephora Cherry Blossom Top CoatDr Dennis Gross Skin Care Clinical Concentrate BoostersBEAUTY BLENDER ROYAL $19.95Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics Lip Tar in Mannequin

LOVE & TOAST Sugar Grapefruit EDP ($27.99 / 3.6oz.) Pink grapefruit, orange citrus, warm must and lily sounds playful and perfect for Summer. The bottle is adorable. FORMULA X FOR SEPHORA Cherry Blossom Top Coat ($12.50) Petal pink multi-glitter top coat celebrates the bounty of the cherry blossom season. DR. DENNIS GROSS Clinical Concentrate Boosters™ ($58 / 3x.5oz.) This trio adds specified radiance, hydration or purifying properties to your daily routine or can be added directly to your foundation or moisturizer. Now that’s customized. BEAUTYBLENDER Royal Beautyblender ($19.95) This ergonomic beauty sponge gets made over in 2014’s Color of the Year (Pantone Radiant Orchid). OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE COSMETICS Lip Tar Matte in Mannequin ($18) Matte malibu pink can be mixed with other shades or worn alone for a trendy pastel lip.


Dave Sandoval’s Purium 10-Day Celebrity Transformation Cleanse

After looking at this program with a microscope – I decided to take on the challenge of completing the Purium 10-Day Celebrity Transformation Cleanse. This all-natural (really) cleanse is free of all the bad stuff (stimulants, GMOs, artificial sweeteners, etc.) and resets your body and metabolism. How hard is it? Can you really lose 5-20 pounds in 10 days? What happens after the cleanse? Get a unbiased, uncensored look at the Purium experience – by yours truly. No, I am not a distributor, so you’re getting the LOW DOWN.




The Happiest Place on Earth

DISNEYLANDAccording to CNN, the happiest place on earth is Denmark [read]. While our family vacation to Disneyland was a lot less exotic – the experience was filled with countless memories that will last a lifetime.

Although the  It’s a Small World attraction was closed (along with the Submarine, which we missed the last time too) – Disneyland never fails to amaze me in both the juvenile and mature. While just being there made me feel like a kid again – part of me was appalled at the crowds and $4 bottles of water. A $10 Turkey Leg later – I got over it and returned to Neverland.

Highlights: The animatronics of the California Adventure’s new Radiator Springs Racers really made you feel like you were in the Cars movie – with a thrilling fast paced “race” at the end. Tip: Go early and get a FASTPASS. My little one LOVED the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique where she got made up in true Princess fashion. In my opinion, I could have done a better job (they use cheap generic gel and makeup) but the experience was truly priceless – and no, her Walmart version of Belle didn’t stand out against the $65 Disneyland version. The BBQ dinner at the Big Thunder Ranch Barbecue is expensive – but a great reprieve from the crowds and great for big appetites.

Here’s 35 Insider Hacks for Taking your Kids to Disneyland ( This has a lot of GREAT tips for making the experience more magical. Here’s a few of our own:

DISNEY 21. Hit Grizzly River Run in the California Adventure first thing in the morning. We did that while everyone else was in line for Radiator Springs Racer FASTPASS tickets and rode it 3x in a row.

2. If you have younger kids – A Bug’s Life in California Adventure has a few rides and a fun 4D presentation. Go there at the end of your day or about an hour to closing – it wasn’t crowded and a good time to eat a Churros.

Cutest apples ever. They can be found in several confectioneries around both parks & Downtown.→

3. Don’t forget to see the Aladdin musical. The genie is genius – and even if you’ve seen it before, the jokes change.

4. Have a plan. Familiarize yourself with rides and shows and have a loose plan. The first 2 days we “winged it” and wasted a lot of time. By day 3 – I took charge and with strategic FASTPASS usage, rode everything we wanted. Also – if you can avoid the weekends, do so. You’ll miss some shows – but also the crowds.

5. Rent a locker. Temperatures vary greatly from day to night during certain times of the year. We stored our jackets, extra clothes and other stuff we didn’t want to carry. We went back later in the day to retrieve our jackets and put store purchases, empty water bottles (we used reusable bottles), etc. We also had a stroller to store our water bottles and other non-valuables during rides.

Otherwise, bring your patience, cameras (and portable chargers), healthy snacks and get ready for some fun. It was a fantastic bonding experience and also taught us that HOME is the happiest place on earth.

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